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I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey...

But then I turned myself around.

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Back-Back-Back to the Future.

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3. Someone left a lovely note on the windshield of my car complimenting my driving skills.

It said Parking=Fine.

4. Did you hear about the two blood cells that met and fell in love?

Alas, it was all in vein.

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What kind of 'Bark' does a Seadog make? "Wharf, wharf, wharf"...

6. Global economy is so bad that you don’t even stumble upon currency notes on the sidewalk anymore.

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They charged them with attempted murder

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